MAN THE LIFEBOATS – with Chris Fox
Presented by: St Edith FolkFrom full-throttle folk flings to darker ruminations, traditional instrumentals to tender ballads, and (of course) an obligatory ranting protest song or three, Man The Lifeboats got together in 2016 with a view to deliver a “tonic for these troubled times.” The sound “blazes bright with its incendiary violins, glowing accordions and profound lyricism that will warm even the coldest of souls”, managing to feel fun and modern, without losing sight of the more traditional aspects of the folk genre.
Their music is evocative of the Pogues, the Levellers and Frank Turner, all self-professed influences, and even New Order, in that they can pair ennui-riddled politically-charged lyrics with tunes that demand to be danced to. They might not be able to “write a happy ending to this wasted life” as frontman Rich Quarterman sings, but they can write a relentless hook to go with a pint in the meantime.
Man The Lifeboats really are one of the live sensations on the folk scene at the moment. Don’t miss them!Tickets are sold on behalf of St Edith Folk
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Fri 12 September 20257:30 pm
Cranbrook Comedy Club!
Early Bird prices are in place – but for how long?Laugh until your ribs ache, and chuckle until your cheeks hurt! It's The Cranbrook Comedy Club – THE place to watch live stand-up in Kent!
Our bar will be open from 6:40, with our favourite jukebox band, Paradise 80s DuoThe FOOD TRUCKS are back! This time we have the seriously delicious Thai So food truck.
Then Comedy from 8:00 pm with another amazing lineup! This has got to be the BEST Comedy Event around!
The lineup this time…Naomi Cooper
“A delightfully joyful demeanour that fills the stage with mischievous glee.” – Chortle“A multi-talented performer, she’s a seasoned stand-up comedian and accomplished improviser." – Beyond the JokeMatt Bragg
“Jack Dee's world view, with Frank Skinner's voice, all wrapped in a mod's fashion sense" – Chortle"classic observation comedy, delivered with effortless style." – Ricky GervaisConor Drum
“A skilled raconteur“ – Mumble Comedy“Very shrewd observational humour“ – Broadway BabyMartin Davis
"hilarious … Davis whisks inconsequential exchanges into an electrified atmosphere … he makes it looks so easy” – ChortlePerformance: 19th SEPTEMBER 2025 – 8:00 PM Start – Our Bar opens at 7:00 PM
Tickets: £13.50 / £9 Front 2 Rows / £17 Balcony Front Row
Running Time: Approx 2 Hours (Including interval)Ticketholders must be 15 years old or over!
Please note: that due to the nature of this industry, the Advertised Comedians may change at short notice (if they get offered a TV slot for example), This is very rare and they will usually provide us with 28 days' notice, The Queens Hall theatre promises to provide you with a replacement comedian of the same calibre in this eventuality.
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Fri 19 September 20258:00 pm
Leave Cranbrook School in 2020? Missing your school days and the friends you met along the way? Then join us on the 27th September 2025 to celebrate 5 years since you left Cranbrook School for an evening of drinks, canapés and catching up with old classmates and teachers.
The event will take place in the Dining Hall and ticket price will include a drink on arrival. There will be a paid bar thereafter.
Doors open at 7.30 and the event will conclude at 9.30pm. An opportunity for a nostalgic tour of the SFC will be available as part of the evening.
Any profit made from tickets will be donated to charity in memory of Sam West and Jackson Peacock.
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Sat 27 September 20257:30 pm
LIVE, LOCAL & LOUD! -THE WHIRLIGIGS ROCK NIGHT – SATURDAY 4th of October | 7:30 | BAR from 7:00 | Tickets – £10
The Whirligigs is a thunderous series of live music events built to crank the volume and rally support for a powerhouse of local talent—and to keep the spirit of live music loud and alive.
Tickets for the show cost just £10.00 each and are available online from www.queenshalltheatre.co.uk or in person at Larkins’ Alehouse, High Street, Cranbrook (cash only please) or of course, on the door!
This time… King Reverend, Entropy and Avro Anson
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Sat 4 October 20257:30 pm
Steve Knightley is set to embark on an exciting new chapter, unveiling his four-piece band for an autumn 2025 tour! Following the outstanding success of his Winter Yards solo tour, Steve joins forces with three incredible musicians—guitar virtuoso David Delarre, master percussionist Evan Carson, and double bass maestro John Parker. This powerhouse ensemble promises a rich, dynamic live experience, breathing new life into Steve’s critically acclaimed Winter Yards album. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to his music, this is an unmissable opportunity to witness one of folk music’s most revered figures in a bold new setting.
Presented by: Windy Miller's Whirligig
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Sat 8 November 20257:30 pm
Now in their 3rd decade, Limehouse Lizzy continue to keep the spirit of Celtic rock icon Philip Lynott and his band Thin Lizzy alive, still-relevant and dominating stages worldwide.
From their official PRS/Billboard award, performing for Virgin Atlantic in Barbados, tv appearances (BBC 2’s ‘Arena’ amongst others), and to being recruited to record and tour by none other than original Thin Lizzy member BRIAN ROBERTSON (Thin Lizzy, Motorhead), Limehouse Lizzy will emerged from the COVID lockdown year with their most explosive show and accomplished line-up yet.
Building on pre-COVID schedules inclusive of previous international tours (USA, UAE, Germany, Scandinavia, Caribbean etc.), corporate clients (Mitsubishi, NatWest) and even book appearances (The Rocker, Send In The Clones, Starstruck), 2022 witnessed the band enjoying their most successful year ever, with an unprecedented 32 sold out appearances!
And now with an immediate 4-show sell-out, 2023 shows no signs of letting up on the previous frenetic pace for the band bringing the inimitable, unique and irresistible rock/pop greatest hits homage to Philip Lynott & his band, Thin Lizzy.Book Tickets / View Details
Sat 22 November 20257:30 pm
The Elvis Years at Christmas | 28th of November 2025
It’s the most wonderful time of the year – and that means it’s time to get well and truly into the Christmas spirit as smash hit musical production THE ELVIS YEARS AT CHRISTMAS brings its very special seasonal twist to theatres across the UK.
Experience an Elvis-style Christmas like never before in an evening packed with solid gold classics from the ‘King’, plus all the trimmings to simply deliver a wonderful Christmas time!
Two hours of rock ‘n’ roll favourites such as READY TEDDY, HOUND DOG, IT’S NOW OR NEVER, RETURN TO SENDER, ALL SHOOK UP, VIVA LAS VEGAS, SUSPICIOUS MINDS plus some of the festive melodies that Elvis loved so much, including SILENT NIGHT, HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS, BLUE CHRISTMAS, WINTER WONDERLAND & SANTA CLAUS IS BACK IN TOWN.
The world-class feel-good show is back! So, if all you want for Christmas is a silk scarf from Elvis, book your tickets now and you may just get your hands on an early stocking filler. Elvis is in the building!
www.theelvisyears.com
THE ELVIS YEARS – A GUARANTEED 5-STAR NIGHT OUT!
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Fri 28 November 20257:30 pm
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Sat 27 December 20251:00 pm6:00 pmSun 28 December 20251:00 pm6:00 pmMon 29 December 20256:00 pmTue 30 December 20256:00 pm
‘An Evening with Jack the Ripper’ – Whitechapel. 1888. Between August and November, a series of women are brutally murdered. The identity of the killer remains a mystery. Until now..?
It’s the greatest unsolved case in criminal history. One that continues to confuse and confound. Generating argument, debate and a host of different theories.
Who was he?
What was his motive?
And how did he get away with it?
‘An Evening with Jack the Ripper’ will delve into the sordid realms of Victorian London in an attempt to finally unmask the man, with the blackest of hearts, who preyed upon the most vulnerable members of society.
Award-winning producer and broadcaster Steve Morgan has captivated thousands of people on his celebrated ‘Ripper walks’ through the East End of London, where he retraces the steps of the notorious killer through the streets he stalked.
Now he has adapted the story for the stage and invites you to spend an evening in the company of Jack the Ripper and live to tell the tale.Book Tickets / View Details
Sat 2 May 20267:30 pm
Mark Simmons – Jest to Impress
WINNER Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2024
As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ Mark Simmons had a groundbreaking 200+ date sell out debut tour lasting two years, spanning the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.Mark is back on tour in 2026 with Jest To Impress, a brand new show packed with even more expertly crafted one-liners, alongside his trademark off-the-cuff jokes based on random audience suggestions.
Mark is enjoying further success with his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican, Milton Jones, and Penn & Teller to discuss jokes that they’ve written but for whatever reason couldn’t get to work.
Recipient of Victoria Wood Panel Prize Fringe 2023
UK Comics’ Comic 2022 – Best Act
RUNNER UP DAVE’s Top 10 Jokes of the Fringe 2022'Master of the crisp, clean, one-line zinger' **** Evening Standard
'A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing' **** Chortle
'Master of one-liners…his show consists of literally one liner after one liner, with one or two breaks for the audience to catch their breath before another assault on the laughter and muscles with the next segment' **** One4Review
'Absolutely hilarious' **** ScotsmanBook Tickets / View Details
Fri 9 October 20268:00 pm
